Your humble storyteller Spoony shares his poorly-remembered and long-winded tales of glory and folly, in this rambling series of epic deeds. Spoony has lived a lifetime of working in a game store, playing tabletop RPGs both popular and obscure, and listening to those exaggerated "big fish" stories from those players who just won't leave-- people who hang off the store counter until their tales are told: the counter monkies.